Baby It’s Cold Outside…

I don’t do too well in the cold and I try to avoid it at all costs. Unless it’s a hot photo shoot in the snow, I will not be out in that slushy mess. So, yes, “Baby, it’s cold outside” here in GA, and I refuse to do anything except stay in and keep my friction going so I can stay warm. I know, the snow is pretty, but, this is GA dammit, we don’t even get real snow. It’s more like a pile of wet glop that freezes into ice and no, ice does not make a nice dildo.  Continue reading “Baby It’s Cold Outside…”

Black Friday Fuckery – Holiday Stress Release

Who out there is already getting stressed from the Holidays and it’s only Black Friday. Well, let your wife or girlfriend head out with her family and friends and shop all day, don’t stress it, let her head out and do what she wants. Why?

Well, hear me out…

13ctva6With her gone, you and I can do everything she won’t while she’s gone. You know what I’m talking about don’t you? Yes, I mean you and I can get on the phone, and, I will even watch you on Skype, and we can be as nasty and naughty as you need to be to get those stressed out spermies feeling better. Think about it love, how many times do you get the whole house to yourself? How many times can you just relax in your favorite chair, your bed, or anywhere else in the house and rub one out with no disturbances?

Remember, anything she won’t do, so, if you want to get kinky, dirty, nasty, or, even steal a pair of her panties and jack it on the crotch, let’s go for it. This is YOUR day for wild Black Friday Fuckery.

You know what to do

Remember to always enjoy your escape


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I love Perverts

What can I say, a pervert is a terrible thing to waste, I love them. I love the perverts who get off looking up women’s skirts. The ones who like to sit in their cars in public places and jerk off while watching women walk in front of their cars. Even those extra naughty perverts who go into the lingerie section, take a pair of panties, stuff it in their pants, rub I love pervertstheir dick all over them, then put them back for women to buy and wear. (Did I just give you more pervy ideas? Sorry about that lol)

What is so great about perverts though is they can’t help themselves. It’s an addiction and they are so sneaky about it. Most men, in one way or another, are pervs, that’s just the truth of it. However, it is those small few that take their natural perversion to a new hight. For example, I had a client who would only call me on his car speaker. Continue reading “I love Perverts”

A Handjob Can Go A Long Way

Especially when it’s with a younger man who hasn’t fully had the pleasure of an experienced woman showing him what sex can really be like.


Let me tell you a bit about my neighbor. He’s a young man, about 19 years old, strong, handsome, but a bit shy. Well, in truth, very shy. It always pains me to see such a young handsome man so shy because they haven’t been shown their potential yet. Since that bothers me so much, I make it my mission to help every young lad be able to explore their potential in many different ways.

I was outside laying in the sun on my back porch with my top undone and my neighbor comes outside to do whatever it was he was planning on doing and he catches a glimpse of me. I knew he has watched me several times, and I love knowing that he is probably hiding in his bathroom jerking off thinking about me. Continue reading “A Handjob Can Go A Long Way”

How to Have Mind-Blowing Phone Sex

Not everyone can have phone sex and enjoy it, much less, have mind-blowing phone sex, because it takes work and dedication from both the PSO (phone sex operator) and the cell-phone-sexcaller. I, personally, have a very wild and vivid imagination, I love telling stories, and I love getting to know people, not just what they like as far as sex goes, but, getting to know who they are. Once you know a person, it takes sex, in all aspects, to the next level.

So, on that note, here are 5 rules to follow, to make sure you have mind-blowing phone sex; Continue reading “How to Have Mind-Blowing Phone Sex”

Teasing is the Prelude to a Gang-Bang

ae1027de380b65029193fb3adb692ab4Yes, it is, very much so, and it’s an art that I know I’ve mastered.

Over the weekend I had a modeling gig at a large festival. This festival consists of cosplayers, LARPers, and other’s of the like, so, really, teasing the men was pretty easy. Also, at these festivals, I get to bring out my GFE & Mistress personality all at the same time. So, yes, bonus for me. Let me explain; Continue reading “Teasing is the Prelude to a Gang-Bang”

Phone Sex – Verbal Penetration

anna (29)I’ve had so many people come to me asking why, online, I only offer phone sex. They wonder why I don’t offer cam shows, and I can understand their curiosity. I do love modeling, I love showing off my body, and I also do have slaves IRL so, showing myself on cam, wouldn’t be something that would make me nervous. It does, however, take away the fun of imagination and fantasy. Continue reading “Phone Sex – Verbal Penetration”