Baby It’s Cold Outside…

I don’t do too well in the cold and I try to avoid it at all costs. Unless it’s a hot photo shoot in the snow, I will not be out in that slushy mess. So, yes, “Baby, it’s cold outside” here in GA, and I refuse to do anything except stay in and keep my friction going so I can stay warm. I know, the snow is pretty, but, this is GA dammit, we don’t even get real snow. It’s more like a pile of wet glop that freezes into ice and no, ice does not make a nice dildo.  Continue reading “Baby It’s Cold Outside…”

Black Friday Fuckery – Holiday Stress Release

Who out there is already getting stressed from the Holidays and it’s only Black Friday. Well, let your wife or girlfriend head out with her family and friends and shop all day, don’t stress it, let her head out and do what she wants. Why?

Well, hear me out…

13ctva6With her gone, you and I can do everything she won’t while she’s gone. You know what I’m talking about don’t you? Yes, I mean you and I can get on the phone, and, I will even watch you on Skype, and we can be as nasty and naughty as you need to be to get those stressed out spermies feeling better. Think about it love, how many times do you get the whole house to yourself? How many times can you just relax in your favorite chair, your bed, or anywhere else in the house and rub one out with no disturbances?

Remember, anything she won’t do, so, if you want to get kinky, dirty, nasty, or, even steal a pair of her panties and jack it on the crotch, let’s go for it. This is YOUR day for wild Black Friday Fuckery.

You know what to do

Remember to always enjoy your escape

Anna

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