Baby It’s Cold Outside…

I don’t do too well in the cold and I try to avoid it at all costs. Unless it’s a hot photo shoot in the snow, I will not be out in that slushy mess. So, yes, “Baby, it’s cold outside” here in GA, and I refuse to do anything except stay in and keep my friction going so I can stay warm. I know, the snow is pretty, but, this is GA dammit, we don’t even get real snow. It’s more like a pile of wet glop that freezes into ice and no, ice does not make a nice dildo.  Continue reading “Baby It’s Cold Outside…”

Black Friday Fuckery – Holiday Stress Release

Who out there is already getting stressed from the Holidays and it’s only Black Friday. Well, let your wife or girlfriend head out with her family and friends and shop all day, don’t stress it, let her head out and do what she wants. Why?

Well, hear me out…

13ctva6With her gone, you and I can do everything she won’t while she’s gone. You know what I’m talking about don’t you? Yes, I mean you and I can get on the phone, and, I will even watch you on Skype, and we can be as nasty and naughty as you need to be to get those stressed out spermies feeling better. Think about it love, how many times do you get the whole house to yourself? How many times can you just relax in your favorite chair, your bed, or anywhere else in the house and rub one out with no disturbances?

Remember, anything she won’t do, so, if you want to get kinky, dirty, nasty, or, even steal a pair of her panties and jack it on the crotch, let’s go for it. This is YOUR day for wild Black Friday Fuckery.

You know what to do

Remember to always enjoy your escape

Anna

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I love Perverts

What can I say, a pervert is a terrible thing to waste, I love them. I love the perverts who get off looking up women’s skirts. The ones who like to sit in their cars in public places and jerk off while watching women walk in front of their cars. Even those extra naughty perverts who go into the lingerie section, take a pair of panties, stuff it in their pants, rub I love pervertstheir dick all over them, then put them back for women to buy and wear. (Did I just give you more pervy ideas? Sorry about that lol)

What is so great about perverts though is they can’t help themselves. It’s an addiction and they are so sneaky about it. Most men, in one way or another, are pervs, that’s just the truth of it. However, it is those small few that take their natural perversion to a new hight. For example, I had a client who would only call me on his car speaker. Continue reading “I love Perverts”

How to Have Mind-Blowing Phone Sex

Not everyone can have phone sex and enjoy it, much less, have mind-blowing phone sex, because it takes work and dedication from both the PSO (phone sex operator) and the cell-phone-sexcaller. I, personally, have a very wild and vivid imagination, I love telling stories, and I love getting to know people, not just what they like as far as sex goes, but, getting to know who they are. Once you know a person, it takes sex, in all aspects, to the next level.

So, on that note, here are 5 rules to follow, to make sure you have mind-blowing phone sex; Continue reading “How to Have Mind-Blowing Phone Sex”

Phone Sex – Verbal Penetration

anna (29)I’ve had so many people come to me asking why, online, I only offer phone sex. They wonder why I don’t offer cam shows, and I can understand their curiosity. I do love modeling, I love showing off my body, and I also do have slaves IRL so, showing myself on cam, wouldn’t be something that would make me nervous. It does, however, take away the fun of imagination and fantasy. Continue reading “Phone Sex – Verbal Penetration”

Mickey Mouse Penis – SPH

I just can’t be mean to every man with a small penis, it’s just impossible.  See, some men, like my little Teensy ZZ is so damn adorable. Every time I make fun of his little peener, he giggles so honestly it and so infectiously I just can’t be mean to him.

mickeymouseThis little man knows he has a small penis, he knows he is completely inadequate in being able to satisfy a woman, so, he has embraced it. For example, he loves knowing I would bring in all my beautiful girlfriends in, surround him, and play games like “chase the Chode” or “hide & go seek the peener” Really, his dick is at max, 4.5 in long, and his balls are just a flat pillow for his peener to lay on, and he embraces it.

How can I be mean to him? Continue reading “Mickey Mouse Penis – SPH”

Foot Fetish – Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Oh hush, I know my Southern was just showing, I don’t need to be reminded. What I do need though is a good foot fuck. I swear, I hear about men having foot fetishes, but they are so shy to act on them IRL.

Anna on Niteflirt Foot FetishMaybe it’s because men don’t think women really get into it? Maybe some women really don’t, like, anal, I love it, but a lot of the women I know hate it. But, my love for anal is another story altogether.

I’ve explained, over and over, why I love foot fetishes, and I love talking about it, but, it surprises me how many men are shocked when I say I love it so much. Continue reading “Foot Fetish – Best Thing Since Sliced Bread”